how much water is too much water
15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death
15 water bottles is too much water
your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
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do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
me being born
There’s a new Inside Amy Schumer tonight after Tosh.
In the meantime, click here to watch sketches from last week’s episode. They’re so good.
Come, sit down.
his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
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I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.
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i’m an adult
If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying
what do you mean tried
-high pitch screaming-
probably my favorite part of elephants is the fact that you’re literally seeing one of few species that not only is probably on par with human sentience/intelligence, but also ages, matures and has proven itself to have a fairly similar growing up process as humans.
So like, we see this largeish gamboling elephant baby, but you’re basically looking at a giant toddler.
the babies!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
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